My Inconclusive Travel Plans

[This was forwarded to me by an old friend, at least as old as I am, but I do not know its origin.  One of those things that goes around I guess.]
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently,
you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to
be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends,
family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too
much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to
visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand
firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting
older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the
adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the
stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country I was
in. It's an age thing.

PLEASE DO YOUR PART!

Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the
year. You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail to at least
one unstable person. My job is done!

From one unstable person to another... I hope everyone is happy in your
head - we're all doing pretty good in mine!