AMA's Take on PPACA

The American Medical Association has weighed in on President Obama's new health care package, but its members could not all agree.

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the

 Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the

Neurologist thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
 

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception,

while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.  

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the

Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the

Radiologists could see right through it.

 Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and

the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

 The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter".

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the

Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,

 and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to th a__holes in Washington.