Come One, Come All, to the mass
gun rally at Doodles at 2 p.m. today (Saturday the 22nd). Yes, the civil rights of guns are being threatened
and therefore there will be a rally to raise public support for the rights of
guns. Rumor has it that there will be an
altar constructed on which will be laid a gold-plated AR-15 for everyone to bow
down and worship. If the services of a
priest can be obtained, there might even be a blessing of guns, with a call to
God above to rain down his blessings on all gun owners everywhere, as surely
they are His anointed and are doing His work by ensuring that there will be a
veritable arsenal in the hands of every able-bodied (and perhaps not so able-bodied)
man, woman and child in the land. The
mantra to practice before attending is, “Don’t let them take our guns! Don’t let them take our guns.” For surely we know that although “they” have
never said a word about taking our guns, and have indeed insisted that they
have no intention of taking our guns, they have every intention of doing so as
soon as they can round up a few hundred thousand more jack-booted thugs to
invade our homes to do just that. Oh,
and don’t forget the password for admittance to the event, which is the answer
to the question: “What is the most important
amendment to the U. S. Constitution?”
